Kids: Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural...

By orangechicken - 16/04/2012 22:00 - United States - New Hudson

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

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Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:49

I don't blame her for watching Supernatural. Jensen Ackles is HOT.

DrDilllonReese 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:25

At least you didn't catch her listening to One Direction and Justin Bieber, and reading Twilight.That's the ultimate level of brain-dead.

Comments

iliketurdles 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:51

I thought being a parent meant making sacrifices and hating yourself for 18 years. Just my parents?

06dopey 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:52

how old is she???

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:54

Another reason to not have kids! :D

glharmony 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:56

How old is she? Those shows are hardly frightening.

kimiko521 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:59

Terrifying shows, nightmares, and sleeping in moms bed..totally worth fitting in... SMH

dhwig 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:59

I hate to imagine what she'd be like if she watched something seriously scary...

twistedlovex 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:00

I'm sorry my that happened to my 7 year old brother once but he was too much of a wimp to go ask my mother to stay in there room so he crawled into mine…Here's what I did just say. "Suck it up you baby go to your own bed and sleep like a big girl." It's cruel but it works.:)

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:04

Wow. You sound like a wonderful sister. He was seven years old. It's not like he was 17.

ohmandapants 16

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:00

It's pretty clear that OP didn't "let" her daughter watch those shows.

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:01

The X Files was scary as hell to me when I was a kid. Well, not so much the show but the opening theme song -_- but Supernatural is an awesome show. It's not even scary; but I guess your daughter is really young so that's why it scares her?