Kids: Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural...

By orangechicken - 16/04/2012 22:00 - United States - New Hudson

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

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Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:49

I don't blame her for watching Supernatural. Jensen Ackles is HOT.

DrDilllonReese 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:25

At least you didn't catch her listening to One Direction and Justin Bieber, and reading Twilight.That's the ultimate level of brain-dead.

Comments

omzz05 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:07

**** you and your dad

missalkali 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:19

82- your profile picture works surprisingly well with your comment in an incredibly twisted way

kristindabomb 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:41

Brain dead conformist? Wow you don't sound like a bitch @ all

mandahoney 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:45

Don't let her sleep with you. You're the parent. I'm assuming she's older than 5, so sharing a bed with a parent is ridiculous. If she's under 5, don't let her watch that shit.

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:45

126 - I'm guessing that's you in your profile pic? You are screwed up!

TKello 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:52

I'm sorry, but I think those are two very good shows. Especially the X-files, it's a classic! But if she's getting nightmares, then she needs to stop watching them. Especially X-files since that one is more hard-core, Supernatural is similar to Buffy and Angel in my opinion where it's more delightful supernatural drama than horror.