Kids: Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 20:46 - Canada

Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML

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By StepFather - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Worth

Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML

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bigAC 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:11

don't help her

ocramavaf 15

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:10

well there you go I mean if she's estranged chances are either you, her or both did something to estrange each other, so I give both fyl and ydi

Comments

Jekisbob 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:08

That's because she didn't have a "Wedding."

rickay14 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:54

It is a bit messed up but bro she's still your daughter

fatman1970 25

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:04

You should tell her that if you were not good enough for her wedding, you are not good enough for her divorce. She should pay.

X_Babushka65 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 4:22

Tell her that if she could pay for her own wedding, she can pay for her own divorce.

day_dreamer23 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 23:57

awww, thank sucks :(

vinathi 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:46

Communication issues much?

justpeachy5 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:50

Don't give her the money. The end.

giggitygoo12 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 23:37

Don't give her anything

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 14:02

Tell her to **** off

sonasonic 34

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:17

What daughter?

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