By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
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heyyyjune 11

Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.

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Bostern 29

Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?

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KBurns207 17

Put hers on a bunch of bathroom stalls all over your town

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stoneYa 8

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arsenicalhumor 30

Maybe YOU are wondering because you're secretly questioning your sexuality, hmm?

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ironik69 31

13, your grammar makes me cringe!

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AboveAll04 14

say #13's comment in an Asian accent lol

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cocacola999 27

Start a gay **** site. You could get some money out of it.

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Sinistra_Blue 12

Just look up some pictures of diseased female parts and send it back. Nothing stops a conversation like blue waffle. (If you don't know what that is then Google it, its time you learned).

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Blue waffle was a photoshopped case of vaginosis, a simple enough to get rid of bacterial infection.

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Sinistra_Blue 12

Never said it wasn't. OP can still use the picture to make guys stop sending nudies.

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ironik69 31

20, no one cares if it was Photoshopped. The idea is that once it is seen, it cannot be unseen.

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tanglespet 12

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stargirl_95 24

I'll never understand why some girls can't just say no when they're not interested. It's much simpler than making up elaborate lies or giving the guy a fake number

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KiddoKS 19

If you've been coming to this site for awhile, you should know the crazy stuff that can happen when a guy/girl gets turned down.

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Alicestraza 33

There have been times I've said no very clearly and told them I had a boyfriend, and had the guy (who was trying to put his arm around me) and his friends crowd around me telling me I should still give this guy my number and that he'd 'take care' of my boyfriend for me. Some guys cannot take no for an answer. I had to get up and leave the area just to get away from them.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I agree with 24 and 47. I usually just say I have a boyfriend but I've bad cases where guys get aggressive. They think they're entitled to your number or something, it's stupid. Although I am curious as to why she is giving your number out. Is it because she's just a bitch or did you do something incredibly low that made her want to get revenge?

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Or you can just spam her number all over Omegle. There's tons of creeps there.

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Zimmington 21

Lmao at OP's name... I've never heard/read a guy utter those words until now.

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TheSofaKing 7

Put her number of Fuckbook.

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worldclassrager 39

Get a new number quick or turn if picture messaging...or the real lazy way random number delete and don't view...

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