Intimacy: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number...

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By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Oddball

By WTF - 01/06/2013 04:03 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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By RDMdragoon - 13/07/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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Oddball

By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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Nice victim blaming!

By fuckyoutoothen! - 22/07/2020 08:02

Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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You deserved it 20 556

heyyyjune 11

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:55

Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.

Bostern 29

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:55

Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?

Comments

ballpython 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:40

You should reply by sending these asshats a "Fruit basket". Look it up on urban dictionary.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:15

If you have to tell people to look up the hipster phrase you used, you're liable to get thumbed down. It's an fml unspoken rule of good commenting.

asherm 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:44

Put guys pics and # on Craigslist and add bitchy ex.... A couple who wants another guy....a big hairy bear of a guy, for fun 3some

MrPortalFan 21

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:45

1. It sounds like you dumped her and she can't get over it. 2. Sign her up for every online spam, **** website, and win a free whatever.

ballpython 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 15:47

Don't forget to go to all the "free" ringtone sites that charge $10 when you input the phone number.

angelitared 27

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:46

Send a disturbing picture back!!

ballpython 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:48

That is what I just said.

twinkiefeets 17

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:15

Great idea since it was his gf I'm sure he has pics of her.

ballpython 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:51

Also, if you do decide to retaliate and post her number and picture on websites (which I would most certainly do), make sure to do it from a public WiFi hotspot, not your house.

ballpython 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 15:04

or text them to her via an anonymous email address.

KiddoKS 19

Sunday 7 July 2013 15:17

Forward them to her dad with a message saying they were meant for his daughter.

anitah_fml 5

Sunday 7 July 2013 15:44

I agree with #39. Forward them to her dad, and tell him you'd rather not be getting pictures from her flings anymore, I bet she'll stop pretty fast.

Frenchtony 17

Sunday 7 July 2013 15:22

You might also act as if you were interested, and a bit slutty, and give them a rendez-vous at your ex's house, you may want to be there, shoot the scene, and share it with us !