By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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chico86 2

Yet another soon to be single mom!

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bayli 12

You must have some pretty magical sperm.

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Jinxx7 0

Doesn't she remember that piece of info when she told you?

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ICastillo 24

Take her ass to Maury Op and get the lye ditector test!!

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ICastillo 24

Son of a bitch I didn't see #6 comment.

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bestnameright 14

Hate to be a spelling nazi but you really should know how to spell "lie"

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ICastillo 24

Son of a bitch I meant *lie this damn phone auto corrected me. Just thumb me down now.

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dolphins_penny 5

lie detector.....looks like ur trying to spell lye (which is a very basic cleanser) dictator....and lie detector can not be used in any court establishment as proof of anything. however a DNA test (such as a paternity test) can be used in court. and that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that she's a lying bitch.

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ICastillo 24

Haha thanks dolphins_penny. I guess you learn something new everyday.

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Posthuman 26

Is her name Nancy? If so, then it is obviously your kid. Name him Joseph

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apcchickx3 3

I actually laughed when I realized this was a King of the Hill reference.. :)

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allisadawn91 8

How is she you're girlfriend if you haven't seen her in seven months?

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0ops_i_died 8

*your And long distance relationships do exist believe it or not

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court_f 8

Could be military posted on a training ex. Or deployed. Or school or many other reasons. Goodness.

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dolphins_penny 5

I get what 47 means though, my best friends husband is deployed in Afghanistan and they Skype every month or so. sooooooo.....unless OP means he hasn't physically seen her there is Skype or emailing/texting current pictures.

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YoursTru1yXo 0

Someone's trying to pin the baby....on someone can you guess who's the lucky guy...mmmhmmmmmmm

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egrudy 9

You'd be surprised how many guys actually fall for that.

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_wraith 15

It's really sad, too. I can't stand cheaters to begin with, but when you throw a baby into the mix and start lying about *who's* it is... well... that's real ******* low.

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foxholeathiest 4

You sir sound like your in the corps.

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laurenlovesjb 20

Something tells me your girlfriend is not the brightest bulb in the bunch, OP!:)

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doglover100 28

Hope you called it quits.

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