By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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chico86 2

Yet another soon to be single mom!

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bayli 12

You must have some pretty magical sperm.

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msjoyfull84 0

For once it makes sense, dump the bitch....

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jaguar45b 7

The math isn't working out there

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asherm 15

I hope the kid doesn't get her brains. Sorry OP

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marquez_jasmine 6

I think that she texted the wrong person. Actually meaning to text her current boyfriend, possibly on purpose to make him jealous ? He just took out that part to make this FML more interesting

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Mearemoi 14

Who said she texted it?

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marquez_jasmine 6

Oh my bad, haha I swear I thought it said she texted him. It's still a possibility though

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kalbrek009 20

110, that would only make sense if YOU are the girl he's fmling about.....and while yes, possible....no, highly unlikely.

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TADspace 30

Maybe she had your fap tissue. Or you both sat on the same toilet. Because.... you know, that's how you can get pregnant.

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Ronald87 7

Go to Jerry springer when she gives birth!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Slick. Don't let her lure you in like that...

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TcheQ 12

Wanted to YDI for choosing a dumbass scumbag girlfriend, but I really don't think you're at fault.

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