By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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chico86 2

Yet another soon to be single mom!

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bayli 12

You must have some pretty magical sperm.

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noisebox 1

The ultimate insult and betrayal, ditch her elpronto. It's gross how's she's ready to let you think you're the father, let the dickwad donor be the dad and pay the bills. You how important math is?

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dasfro 2

Are you positive there were no drunken parties...?

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missbrad 4

I'm curious to why you haven't seen her for so long. Regardless though, no one deserves to be cheated on. Make her explain the station so you at least know why.

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beebeeL 1

please leave that ***** so hard! feel bad for the baby /:

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Pinkfreak43 5

Um...why haven't you seen your girlfriend in 7 months? Are you deployed or something?

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Patrick1904 4

That's what I was thinking too... It's a shame when a woman can **** around on her man that's overseas

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JPEllis 0

It's the hormones, they seem to make girls instantly self righteous to the point of insanity.

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Pikachu17 13

Shes your gf but you haven't seen her in 7 months? Long distance relationship?

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