Obviously she can: Add a bed, Subtract her clothes, Divide her legs & Multiply...but is either A: too stupid to realize you can't be the father, B: hopes you're too stupid to realize you're not the father, or C: soooo stupid that she wanted to get a head start on making a family & thinks you'll just go along with it...time to kick her stupidity to the curb. You're better off without that kind of crap & better off NOT being asked/expected to be a father before you are ready & want to be one (with someone who has at least an ounce of honesty, dignity, trust & faithfulness for the both of you).

Well then,...**** her!

Mary Show? Lol jk

What surprises me is that she told you she was expecting although she must know perfectly well that you wouldn't appreciate her doing that with someone else while you weren't there. Either she's daft, or she thinks you are. Anyway, I'm glad you found out before the baby was born and you got embroiled in DNA tests and official paperwork.

Ohhh. I think you meant ex girlfriend. I was confused... O_o

Woah! Should've used a condom for that phone sex... oh no wait...

I have a feeling that you are not the father.... Just a feeling.

What a *****!

Think she saved your last used rubber cryogenically? I hate it when that happens...

Look at it this way: no child support to worry about!