By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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chico86 2

Yet another soon to be single mom!

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bayli 12

You must have some pretty magical sperm.

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Comments

Soluxis 17

FML is definitely not a good place to go if you want faith in the integrity of people in relationships. The amount of cheating stories that make it on here... eesh

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patrick29 1

So sick of bastards. Am I the only legit one left?

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Tay_racer10 3

Nope I'm here ha been cheated on my whole life,

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eggmarie 25

Ya know, I've found that all the guys who say "I'm the only guy who isn't a douchebag!!!" tend to be just as bad as said douchebag. You kind of just come off as trying too hard.

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Metallica36176 16

Well, its not really an FYL considering they have these fancy DNA tests. Get her ass on Maury :) And I suggest if its been that long since youve "seen" her and the test results come back that you're the father, go to a different place and get it done again. Stuff like that does happen and people have been known for messing/fudging results.

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wubbazugg 5

This would be the perfect time to give her a lesson in math... Including how much money she won't have when she gets her ass kicked to the curb.

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Inciter 33

It sounds like you dodged a bullet. At least you're not gonna be stuck with her.

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TaffyMichele 9

Unless your girlfriend is secretly a snake, get out of that relationship fast.

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TaffyMichele 9

Before you guys flip out and thumb me down, snakes can hold the sperm until they want to use it. That's what my snake person told me, anyways.

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justhanging 6

If your girlfriend IS secretly a snake, you should probably still get out of the relationship. That sort of thing should be disclosed up-front.

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yuggi1 11

Now that she cheated on you the question is this; Do you love her enough to be with her, even though she cheated on you? Or are you unable to get over the fact? The child deserves a caring father regardless of who donated the sperm. Think about it.

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_wraith 15

Are you suggesting that he stay with someone who evidently does not care about *his* feelings for the sake of a child he didn't help procreate? That's unbelievably stupid, you know that right? I agree that children need fathers, but OP shouldn't become one out of some warped sense of guilt or "love." If she wants a daddy for the baby she needs to go back to the guy she cheated on him with, not OP. She should have done THAT in the first place...

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lexiepullen 7

So you haven't seen her in 7 months but you've only been dating for 4 months?

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lexiepullen 7

Woops read that wrong

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dolphins_penny 5

no.....my husband an I have been together for over a year....haven't had sex in a week after not seeing him for three months..... obviously OP and his gf dated longer than seven months since the last time they had seen each other/were sexually active was seven months ago....and she's 4 months pregnant. after 3 months of OP away for whatever reason (military, job, sick family member) ops gf cheated and 4 months later OP comes home and she says its his baby.....do u understand?

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lexiepullen 7

If you would look at the comment above yours you would see I mentioned I read it wrong.

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