By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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hummingbug 2

wow. pretty much everyone who has posted any comments on here are jerks. you're talking about a REAL PERSON. i'll agree she's psychotic sounding but who the hell are any of you to say "dump her!" or "lets make her prove her depression!" obviously if she carved her last bf's name in her arm she has attachment issues and is overly emotional and needs help. you all need to quit being so insensitive. OP: you need to break it off with her but you should also definitely at least invest in setting up someone that she can attach herself to afterwards who is TRAINED to handle these situations. don't stay because you feel obligated, you deserve true love but don't be cruel either or you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life, guaranteed. i don't care what people say otherwise, you will never be rid of her memory if you do it cruelly.

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Invasion976 6

Wrong sir, there are some people who end up following through with their threats after the break up.

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charliebronson21 0

she didn't say anything if you were with another girl. she'll def put out all the time and you can get whatever you want. keep her on a short leash. I bet she likes that. but she's still alive so she didn't kill herself when her last boyfriend left unless he killed himself first. or worse, she killed him

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hj5 0

break up with her. what she does has nothing to do with you. she needs help.

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Consequences 0

She's only going to make you more miserable. Drop her off at an asylum and break up with her.

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The__Redneck 7

Nonsense. The woman is holding herself hostage. Last I checked, people who take hostages are not respectable people.

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Flutist 3

Did any of you think maybe she is really just in need of someone to call her out on her problems and talk to her. Breaking up with her and leaving her solves nothing. You either get to live with the "guilt" or trauma of having a girl kill themselves over you or you leave her for the next person to clean up. And either way, the new boyfriend or the girl will still have problems. You wanted to date her so there is something about her you life. Get her some help and then let her go gently. She needs someone to be there for her, it might not be you, but don't just leave her to be suicidal.

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TheGuyOverThere 0

OP, get the **** out of there. She needs help, find someone who can give it to her then run, run and never look back. If she does kill herself, and I honestly hope she doesn't, don't blame yourself, there's always an underlying problem that leads to these sorts of issues.

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ayerimrod 0

contact a suicide counselor....!!! as soon as u can get the f

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XenonPhone 0

Break up with her....call her 3 days later and when she answers be like "I held up my end of the deal"

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rollursk8r 0

Get her some help! Then break up with her.

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The__Redneck 7

Or find somebody you don't like to hook her up with. For bonus points, see if you can be subtle enough to make him think he's 'stealing' her from you.

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bbrenn 0

ok WTF is wrong wit you people?!

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orchidmalevolent 0

they make pills for that. good luck

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