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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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smashitup 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:24

he's a keeper.

fyourl 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:25

I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.

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jennaj101 0

Monday 7 May 2012 4:45

I have the same name as a **** star... My name is Jenna Jamieson, it's spelt differently so thank God!

corleon198425 22

Sunday 15 July 2012 9:41

Julia bond

Attica 20

Friday 27 July 2012 9:57

OH MY GOD. That is SO wrong and disturbing. I'd be worried, if I were you.

KaitlynNeal 13

Sunday 16 September 2012 23:44

Right in the childhood

Ugi 26

Friday 4 January 2013 13:11

I'm pretty sure that sends the sort of message I would not want my daughter to have! FYL.

SummerSkiess8494 2

Tuesday 19 March 2013 3:30

KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON YOUR DAUGHTER !!!!! PLEASE

DaftDude 11

Thursday 4 April 2013 22:40

Is her name Sasha or Alexis?

kieranhammond94 4

Wednesday 6 November 2013 1:22

Sasha (Grey)?

LMO3825 4

Friday 20 December 2013 22:27

That's the kind of dad i want to be.

maps12 7

Friday 21 February 2014 18:36

Ms. Marshal is that you?

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Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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