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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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smashitup 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:24

he's a keeper.

fyourl 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:25

I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.

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Travis420 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 3:04

Which **** star?

DonnieDarkowitz 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 5:43

I'm naming my kid Russell... Anything wrong with that, Vanessa #215??

vinny99 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:51

That's what you get for letting him name her Ginger Star-dust

FlamingSammich 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:57

Haha awesome. If i ever have a daughter totally gonna name her Jayme Langford

TaylorGangOrDie2_fml 1

Saturday 16 July 2011 4:05

so her name is ron jeremy..?

alyssarenees00 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:17

YDI .. you let the man name her ??

alliebaba7 8

Monday 2 January 2012 3:14

I have two words for that Idiot and discusting

QMAN4000 10

Monday 27 February 2012 18:58

that is more than a little concerning

ShortRound_babie 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 21:05

That sucks :/

BeClassy_BeMe 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 13:32

lisa ann?

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Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

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