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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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smashitup 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:24

he's a keeper.

fyourl 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:25

I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.

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bbq45 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:50

hahaha ownt!

tsunamisurfer08 3

Friday 8 May 2009 23:50

Well, that's no where near as bad as the FML about the guy that named his son Kratos. I felt bad for the kid AND the mom.

wow_fmylife 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:50

well isnt it nice to know that your husband wanted your daughter to be the reminder of all his masturbation days.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 8 May 2009 23:52

I just saw this fun way to look at the popularity of names: http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager Click on it and start typing a name. Say my name! Say my name!

MukyDaCookie 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:53

Carmel Electra?

spoo 24

Friday 8 May 2009 23:53

Does he have issues? That is disturbing....

PonTiFeX 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:55

There's a girl at my school named Krystal Steel. Are you her mother?

Rach_star 0

Monday 24 August 2009 15:49

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

matto263 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:36

hahahahha that's hot

staysevent33n 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:56

don't feel bad. my dad named me after his favorite playboy bunny.

Loe_307 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:58

It's Ivana Fukalot!! Sweet.

sophiepento 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 0:00

You need to satisfy him more

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