By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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fyourl 0

I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.

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um_duh 0

If her name is oxsana she's bound to be a *****

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mf_fml 0

hahaha, #19—"her name is CHASTITY, and she is white trash. just like you, hillbilly." sorry, couldn't help but lighten this ******-up fml with a 'wedding crashers' quote.

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xClarkGable 0

People, it's not even a big deal. Some pornstars have pretty names. My friend's mom got her name out of a Penthouse magazine. Audry Bitoni has a perfectly normal name and she's a pornstar.

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bsmith9942 11

It more the fact that when thinking up names for his daughter he decided to name her after a sex icon. Which means every time he says his daughters name he will think of the **** star. He is associating his daughter with his sexual fantasies.

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so_me_fml 0

This website is so amazing at preparing me for the future. Note to self #64293: always check name origins and/or celebrity namesakes before dubbing any and all future children.

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ayuhme 0

i choose f her life

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gigi37 0

I feel bad for the daughter if she ever decides to ask you on how you choose her name

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miranda_panda 0

i really wanna know what her name is. it's probably normal though or else you would've noticed sooner.

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plexico 3

What's the problem? Christy Canyon is a nice name! Now, if you named her Johnny Holmes, you and your kid have problems!

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SortaBlack 0

Yurizan beltran? Then he has good taste

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