By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 04:04 - United States

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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.

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mrahhhhh 21

Single, horny, and an aunt? Give up all hope, this will simultaneously get rid of of your horniness, then adopt 8-infinite cats. BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, read what lajaynay suggested and take solace in the fact that your exboyfriend has a kid he (presumably) never planned for. And if you feel the need to take revenge on him or your sister, know that raising a kid to age 18 will cost about $110,000. This is also an fml for them.

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justsayfuck 5

Uhm.. no. In these circumstances it's definately a YDI for them.

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groundzeromma 8

actually it's averaged to about $318,000

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mrahhhhh 21

I got my figures from I think... 2005 and added $10,000 for inflation, which is probably too low. Plus I'm not counting college. Still that seems a bit steep.

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Wow now family dinners will feel awkward:(

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TheWicked 4

You're better off without that kinda boyfriend! Now you can get a decent one.

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oldwiseguy 0

A guy that doesn't want sex is BIG RED FLAG! No way a happy ending is possible. Run away as fast as you can!

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BigDaddyWilkWilk 2

FOUR Years w/o sex?! what the hell is the matter with you. Let this be a lesson, that first: a guy will cheat if he has to wait FOUR YEARS(!!) and second: you can Never really know that you are compatible for marriage unless you are sexually compatible.

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abstar 0

what do you mean?!? my mum says this is a real tattoo!!!

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meintx 9

Should have done him sooner. If you wanted to and he didn't that should have been a clue. So no oral or nothing? Obviously your sis did something he liked. Or he's into younger girls.

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bennyboi501 0

awww u poor thing well if ur single live it ip girl... a woman who is a virgin has a lot of respect for herself.. if ur a virgin it puts u above the rest just because every other girl is so quick to give it up..there dumb and don't think.. my suggestion is to not do anything outta anger.. u need some more advice hit me up I'm more than willing to help

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boopityboppity 11

*Turns screen sideways and upside-down* Nope, doesn't read those ways, either. It's an alien language!

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Sawm11 0

bet your parents loved hearing that one. sorry for dealing with dumbasses.

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