By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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rockhead1270 5

"********" has more of a romantic swagger

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tishtashbat 16

My friend has a girlfriend called jasmine. I've heard him call her jasminge, jizzmine or jizzminge numerous times. Is there any chance it's a play on your name? Or a friend changed your name for a 'joke'?

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Misoranomegami 16

Could be worse. I honest to god know someone who's bfn referred to her as The Receptical to his friends.

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happyfingers 15

That's what you get for using the word "lover..." *shudder* Seriously though, it was probably just meant as a joke a long time ago and he didn't care to change it. Don't take it personally but if it bothers you then you can always ask him to change it.

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chunkymonkey17 3

At least it wasn't "****", no that's bad.

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permaband_usr 14

I suppose this happens when you have both a lover AND a boyfriend...

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reaxion 25

But ****** is such a beautiful word! Anyway OP, he's not exactly romantic! FYL

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snarkidoodle 1

I would list him as "A-hole Ex" just before I deleted him, from my phone and from my life.

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Jinxsie 27

I've been with my boyfriend for 5 years too. I would laugh if he listed me as ******. :P

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