By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 557
You deserved it 3 962

Same thing different taste

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OneLittleAdditio 9

So? My mom doesn't know my number either she just finds me on her contacts and clicks send. the magic of cell phones!

Here's a thought: maybe your mom is good in remembering names, and bad in remembering phone numbers. I am.

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I don't know your phone number either, BUT I also don't know David Hasselhoff's daughter's names. Feel better?

Emilyroxx 3

I don't know my OWN phone number, and I definitely don't know the names of David Hasselhoff's daughters. I doubt my mom does either.

ScissorHanded 0

You are being an overly sensitive shit. Parents have lives and so the sun does not always rise and set upon your rosy cheeks. Flies are crawling on the decaying lips of the children dead in Haiti and you whine because your mother doesn't remember your phone number off the top of her head. It must be nice to have your kind of problems. How this is a FML is beyond me.

aww someone has no life and wants 2 txt there mommy how sweet! hahaha fAgit

oh no your life is really ****** because your mom doesn't know your phone number.. buy her an address book or a phone with one and have a happy not-****** life.

jckbco 0

any other trailer per news we should be aware of?

My mom doesn't know mine either, haha. With cell phones and speed dials she doesn't need to, this is in no way an FML