By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML
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OneLittleAdditio 9

So? My mom doesn't know my number either she just finds me on her contacts and clicks send. the magic of cell phones!

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DjeePee 24

Here's a thought: maybe your mom is good in remembering names, and bad in remembering phone numbers. I am.

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catatonicsleep 17

I don't know my own number never mind anyone else's! :D Some people are just bad at remembering numbers. Not really and FML since she probably has your number saved on her phone so doesn't need to remember it...

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t_w_i_l_i_g_h_t 1

That's what I thought. I only *know* a few numbers. The rest, including my father's and my best friend's numbers, I just have saved in my phone. Because they're there, I don't really need to memorize them, which I was always bad at anyway.

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sugarr0babby0 0

I have trouble remembering names..? /:

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Zebidee 8

I agree with #13 - I know my own mobile number, but I've only moved recently, so I don't have my new landline number memorised. If I need it, it's in my phone, or written down on a piece of paper in my wallet.

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worldclass 0

This is dumb. At the mall there's a huge sign and it says "name 3 supermodels ... now name 3 of your child's teachers" It's normal apparently.

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ulicksam 0

With speed dial and name dial, very few people know other's phone numbers. Don't be an idiot.

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W4X 0

Op even the FML above you complains about old people. I know how you feel.

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aback 4

Count your blessings. Or are you pining away your weekends, longing for a call from Mommy?

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DocBastard 38

Um...first off, you said "first of all," implying that you had more than one point. Secondly, you not only did not have a second point, but you instead quoted "Blue Swede," and C) stop smoking crack so early in the morning.

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RedPillSucks 31

Your mom is playing the Jeopardy odds. One can easily imagine a Jeopardy question "Who is David Hasselhoff's daughter?" there wont be a question "What is my daughters phone number?" So do you want her to win $40,000 or not?

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