By jhulich - 24/12/2013 20:48 - Sweden - H?gersten

Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
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olpally 32

The aunt should be the one in jail. What a ****.

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ccdude14 4

Agreed. Your aunt is a bitch but your Mom is still responsible and should not be forgiven for her own role

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MidnaLink 33

What's the chance that "Mrs. Battery-and-DUI" only had that first drink just to get your "cocklick" of an aunt to shut the **** up.

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robertmil90 10

Who does that ?!?!?

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142_cats 13

I love that "cocklick" insult. I wish people like her would just stop be assholes. That aunt should be in ******* jail, not your mother.

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pita1331 7

As a recovering addict myself i understand how people, places, and things have such an impact on ones sobriety and I'm very sorry you have to deal with an Aunt who clearly doesn't care about your moms sobriety...try to have a Merry Christmas OP

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vb68_fml 28

Your aunt is an evil person! So sorry OP

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TheCrispyCat 20

My uncle is sitting in jail for Christmas for being a drug addict, he is released on the 27th.

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sarahbevan20 11

All i got from this was cocklick. I'm going to start using that.

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