By jhulich - 24/12/2013 20:48 - Sweden - H?gersten

Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
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olpally 32

The aunt should be the one in jail. What a ****.

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christian2234 15

Wow there's so many things to do yet the bar is always #1!!!

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brywhit80 3

Put all the blame on your aunt. Seems logical.

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stargirl_95 24

If I were you, I would try to convince your mother to cut ties with your aunt. Yes, your mother should not have given into pressure but people who will pressure her to drink should not be anywhere near her.

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simsgirlgem 25

keep your mother at your house and tell your Aunt she's not allowed there my dad has been sober for eighteen years and if some jack ass caused him to relapse I have to kick their ass

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loveingit 7

The alcoholic went to the bar. And then picked to drive stuck after that!! Sounds like mom is a cocklick. Good luck making dinner

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sythe511 28

Cocklick? I've never heard that one before.

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Tressa1982 18

I think I just relived my entire childhood! Just add weekly visits to the jail for visitation and work release as a bartender at a bar to that!

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NodakN8V 25

Gotta love holiday family get togethers...

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dptscorpio113 3

cocklick haha make your aunt pay to bail your mom out of jail and lawyers fees etc.

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hedurr 4

I'm in AA. No one shoved a drink down your mom's throat. Your aunt AND mom are to blame.

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