By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
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namhowell 6

So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!

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MQ_was_here 0

You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.

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BurtonRyder 0

you could have said no so you deserve it

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ringmybell_fml 0

i would be more worried about the cruise going titanic on your ass. ;)

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AlcaSMT 0

Obviously, he's either a stalker or you simply want him to be.

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skeez_fml 0

get the **** over yourself. did you ever think maybe he's going because it's spring break and cruises are the thing to do and not because of your whiny ass? and cruise ships are huge and full of thousands of people, so it's highly unlikely you'll even see him. i was once on the same cruise as a friend of mine and we only saw each other once, and that was before we left port and texted each other to meet up.

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pdale 0

You know you don't have to go right?

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perdix 29

Don't stand near him on Hokey-Pokey Night! You put The Woman You're Meant To Be With in, You take The Woman You're Meant To Be With out, You put The Woman You're Meant To Be With in, And you throw her overboard. You do the Hokey-Pokey And you make your alibi That's what it's all about. Clap.

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astro2 0

i dont get what the downside is? was he a jerk? oh no someone actually cares about u. Geez not all of us are lucky to have been in a relationship let alone one where the other still cares about them. YDI

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perdix 29

While I was usually the stalking creeper, a few times the tables were turned on me. It's not as much fun as it sounds.

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perdix 29

While I was usually the stalking creeper, a few times the tables were turned on me. It's not as much fun as it sounds.

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alexandraa_fml 0

Although its likely she may never see him on a ship so big, he may be some crazy ex like I've experienced, if so I know where shes coming from.. *sigh*

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mzhonesty 0

At least you're going on a cruise. I got to drive through some more snow. Yay. :'( Also, cruise ships are huge. So long as you're not one of those girls flashing everyone, and so long as you don't join any contests, chances are that he won't see you unless he's specifically looking for you.

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