By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
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namhowell 6

So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!

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MQ_was_here 0

You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.

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meganh1015 0

girl cruise ships are huge and you won't be in the room hardly at all. itl be fun(:

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cheech95 0

While i'm reading this FML their is an ad for a cruise

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blingblingbling 0

F his life for having to go on a cruise with his stuck up ex.

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rockin198 0

push him overboard lol

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buttshapedfruit 0

be grateful that someone at least loves u :/

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Gristle_Monster 0

Say "Sorry, sailor, but I found me a NEW seaman and the size of his boat makes me damp in the knickers so float your tiny tugboat OUTTA this harbor." *wink, commence to grabbing the first male within close proximity and raunchily make out*" Hopefully he'll take the hint.

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blastvortex 3

YDI for putting a comma where one doesn't belong.

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CinB_fml 0

This isn't going to ruin your life, now is it? Okay, then shut up and deal with it. ;)

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