By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
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namhowell 6

So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!

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MQ_was_here 0

You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.

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supastarr 0

just throw him overboard during tha cruise

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MQ_was_here 0

@fudrick: commas* -_- And in regards to the backward peace sign thing at #57: When done backwards in Europe it is equivalent to the middle finger however for most people in North America it's just a peace sign. Churchill used it (w/ the palm facing outward though) as a way to show victory (V= victory) and we all know about its over usage in places in Asia like Japan. Your call.

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ThatOneGuy11 0

Been in that situation. Just avoid him as much as possible or hit on random people whenever your ex is around. It works.

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johnnydeath 0

I'd rather go on a cruise with all of my ex's rather than the usual work, school, homework thing I'm usually doing... People who have it good have to find something to complain about. Never once have I gone on a cruise and probably won't happen while paying off my school loans for the next 5 year of my life :P Suck it up and have a blast.

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annoying_ppl_suk 0

LOL, I could swear I read an FML the other day of someone saying that they bought a cruise ticket and just learned that their ex-girlfriend is on the cruise. If the two posts are related, it's pretty funny. Still though - cruise ships hold like 2000+ people - you don't have to spend time with each other - there are enough other people.

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xx_kaelen_xx 0

yeah haha that's what I was thinking...

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originalusername_fml 0

if you were really against it, you could y'know, try saying no?

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

it's a cruise. just don't think about him and hang out with other people assuming that you have friends going with you. if not just blow him off, or shoot, even call security. have a good time and ignore him and you'll be fine

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