Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves...

By Pool-less - 04/09/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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By fml9124 - 19/02/2021 19:58

Today, my neighbor yelled at me because her two kids got into my pool. They scaled a two-meter wall to get to my backyard. They used a tree in her yard that hangs over the wall. I guess I could install razor wire on top of the wall. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By getmeoutofthiscountry - 19/07/2013 19:06 - United States

Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML

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Knock it down, boys

By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML

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Neighborhood watch

By TheAnnoyedNeighbor - 03/10/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

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By My_Name_Is_Zach - 23/07/2012 03:48

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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Quest_ 13

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:59

They... essentially stole your pool...? This is just bizarre. In what universe would anyone, from any walk of life, think this is okay?

Ishinebrightly 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:58

Take it down.

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jacko45wacko 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:08

This is extremely funny if you werent gone for you sister but if you just went on a holiday or something

coolstorysis101 1

Monday 5 September 2011 7:13

Those are some awesome neighbors you got. Sue their ass.

XCraig 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:05

Lol sue them for all they got! Every tragedy comes with opportunity.

ghostland 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:17

they pretty much wasted their money putting a fence up in the first place. take it down if it's on your property.

brittmiester 0

Monday 5 September 2011 10:02

You should send them the electric bill, water bill, and a back payment for the use of the pool. Hell I'd even try, and get them to pay the property tax since they tried to claim it.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Monday 5 September 2011 11:06

OP... I bet the people that think "YDI" are the same assholes that build fences around their neighbor's pools...what morons... don't call the cops until they use the pool... then bust them for trespassing ... Orrrrr... piss in it at night and then wait for them to use it.... Orrrrr.... electrify the fence entrance... Orrrr...take a shit in the sand filtration system and ask them how your shit tastes...Orrrr...have a huge fence decorating party and paint "**** YOU".. among other fun slogans on the side of the fence facing your worthless piece of shit neighbors, so only they can see it!! Maybe they'll get the point with any one of these suggestions, but I'm guessing they're too ******* dumb to get it even if you did every one of them!