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Same thing different taste
Gotta have it
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Sure. Okay. But answer me this... Why?
WTF?
Ewww that's the nastiest thing I heard all day.
Stuff like that really bugs me. Don't worry, I'll walk myself out.
You have a good and free pest control
Just when you think you've heard it all....
I'd say nows a good time to ask for a new roommate
One time I accidentally ate a lot of ants that were in my cereal without me knowing until I was halfway through the bowl. I have to admit they aren't as horrible as one might think, although its not like I'd eat them again.
the issue must not be the culinary preferences of said roommate, the problem is, he's attracting ants into the apartment, they are hard to rid..conventional ant traps mean a whole dead colony somewhere in the walls or inaccessible cracks..yuck
This is why your apartment is full of ants.
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Mmm, protein.
I didn't know Bear Grylls had a roommate !