Health: Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein...

By fatty milkshakes - 29/01/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 16:00

Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML

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MooseKnuckle503 11

Wednesday 30 January 2013 9:17

You couldn't tell?

OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 30 January 2013 9:18

Don't mess with a man's book bag, man. It ain't right.

Comments

panda_lou 11

Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:39

How are you so dumb that you couldn't notice the difference?

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:28

That is why you never start a prank war with somebody smarter than you.

monkeytater96 23

Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:29

The price of nuggets!! Haha

ariaofdoom 16

Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:47

The protein powders I've used are not over sweet, whereas chocolate milk mix and brown sugar would be... Although if you work out a lot and still gained 10lbs of fat you're probably drinking too many "protein" shakes. Protein supplements are meant to help your body with muscle growth and recovery post work out.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:56

This is like the guy version of Mean Girls. Remember when they gave that girl "Swedish diet bars" but they were actually weight gain bars? Anyway, FYL OP.