By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Gravenmuir 18

Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.

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I hope you didn't find out by eating them because it should've been obvious they had been licked.

What you should do is buy a new bag of Doritos and do the same as her. See how she likes it.

Klima_fml 29

Now is when you beat her to it, lick all the flavourings off and leave her to lick what you've already licked.

I used to do that too.....until my dad tried making a sandwich with them and took a bite of cheese-less stale chips.

I'd be apprehensive if you also happen to own an open bag of Oreo's.

That's a good point. Who knows what else she does this with?! First the Doritos, then the Oreos. Is nothing sacred anymore?

mmmmm. smart, all the flavor, very few calories and carbs.

Buy a new bag and sprinkle ghost pepper granules on it. She will never do that again.

Actually no, the ghost pepper ranks on the Scoville Scale as 1.3 mil. while the reaper pepper is up to 3 mil. at its hottest.

does it matter if he uses that cheesy dip?