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By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By tastetherainbow - 07/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Katy

Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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You deserved it 4 835

By SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda - 02/07/2016 02:37 - United States

Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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You deserved it 4 771

By poormanslucyliu1 - 07/11/2016 02:28

Today, I had to teach my 13-year-old sister that sugar and salt don't, "cancel each other out to make the taste neutral". FML

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jeffandjeff 22

Saturday 6 September 2014 22:18

Fight her

Gravenmuir 18

Saturday 6 September 2014 22:21

Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.

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worldclassrager 39

Saturday 6 September 2014 23:56

Get the hot ones...She should quit soon unless she can stand hot chips

wellshitthen 14

Sunday 7 September 2014 0:02

I hope there is a special place in hell for people that do stuff like that. Hopefully you didn't find out the hard way OP.

Ohshitdude 21

Sunday 7 September 2014 0:05

thems fighting words right there... well actions.

NamelessFace 22

Sunday 7 September 2014 0:31

If you're sister is over -5 years old, she should be punished for even thinking that's okay to do.

GentlemanBastard 15

Sunday 7 September 2014 4:57

If she's over -5?

mutukrp 11

Sunday 7 September 2014 0:43

unless your sister works in doritos manufacturing unit, we are not bothered...

cheeseygeek 12

Sunday 7 September 2014 0:46

What a vile creature.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 7 September 2014 2:30

Be a vile creature in return and add your own special Dorito spice to the next bag.

mNazd 7

Sunday 7 September 2014 3:57

Add some hot sauce for her next time. Problem solved.

Kramer1998 20

Sunday 7 September 2014 4:26

Is your sister retarded

mxrider993 1

Sunday 7 September 2014 4:45

hide those bitches in your room.

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