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By I'm screwed - 13/01/2013 01:30 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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Is that even possible?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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By RightInTheFace - 12/09/2015 16:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML

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Spooked

By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML

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By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML

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By feels like an asshole - 09/06/2015 20:03 - United States

Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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Drugged?

By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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vencku 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 9:29

I'm curious what these texts are. Nonsense? A love confession? Asking for mommy?

ant1ion 12

Sunday 13 January 2013 9:27

Maybe you should lock it or hide it before sleeping

Comments

nature_girl_08 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 8:50

this actually happened to my college roommate during our freshman year. i would think she was sleeping, then she would start texting away on her phone. the next day, she'd see complete and coherent conversations from herself to whoever it was she was texting, and have absolutely no recollection of sending them. it was rather unnerving to see her sit up like the exorcist and grab her phone XD

Nergalszarsur 3

Tuesday 22 January 2013 23:15

Well, just tell them about it, so that they will be aware that "awkward" text messages from you might not actually be...from You.

fallensnow143 6

Thursday 21 February 2013 22:40

Thats considered sleep-texting darlin

dannie441 4

Tuesday 9 July 2013 6:34

Why don't you just look through old messages? Or ask them?

skullofdarkness 18

Thursday 8 August 2013 8:51

I used to text in my sleep… total gibberish mostly, sometimes I formed 1-2 actual words…

miyaviichan 27

Tuesday 20 August 2013 15:40

Once my friend texted me at 1 AM, and apparently I woke up just enough to text back. He sent 'there's an app that lets you make Pokemon and send them straight into your game' and it took me 20 minutes to reply 'does that make us normpl type! Lo' To this day I have no idea what I was trying to say.