By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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Same thing different taste

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haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

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hahaha thats awesome i dont think thats a fml at all thats a great idea! how long did u think he was gay for hahah

Get back at him for lying to you. Tell him that he's only allowed to have pretty girls over. And when he brings one home, look her over and say "I said you were only allowed to have pretty girls over!" That'll pretty much ruin his chances with the ladies.

That's great except it could destroy the girl's self-esteem.

wheels_forever 0

If she does that, we'll have quite a few new FML's to read... haha just kidding. But OP - maybe you and your son need to have a little chat? That's a pretty serious thing to fake... and kudos for not letting him have girls in his room. :]

coolvilla 4

And just kill any confidence those girls have by calling them ugly and making the mom look like a huge bitch? That's not right.

you son is my hero i hope he goes on the site (he has too right, i mean, if he's smart enough to fake gayness to get into a girls pants, he'll be visiting this site.) and sees how everyone thinks the world of him. god bless his soul

hahakid 0

that would be the biggest fail ever #19

man i hope they make an illustrated one out of this :)

Westy543 0

Ahahaha that's great. Yes, this would make a great Illustrated FML. I can see it now: half-naked girls massaging him as he says "I'M GAY FFS THIS IS TOTALLY NOT TURNING ME ON" etc. etc.