Eh...I think I'd actually prefer a man with a mullet over a man with a 10 year old ponytail. Ten years of growing out his hair. That's even disgusting for a woman. Of course, I could be misreading this. I just thought it implied that he hasn't cut his hair.

A man who let the back of his mullet grow out for 10 years... Mullets are disgusting....

His hair could also grow really slowly. Just because he's grown it for 10 years doesn't mean it's down to his knees.

You prefer a mullet? hmm... http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3472857344/tt0245686 I think I'll go with Fabio over Mr. Dirt.

I still stand by what I said. Business in the front, party in the back! xD Not that I actually like mullets either. Don't get me wrong.

dear lord, i hope this was a joke. a rat tail? that's not even 1999. Thats more like... 1989. I think the phrase "it took work to keep it looking nice" and "rattail" don't go well together. How did anyone take you seriously professionally with a rattail? It's named after the hairless ass growth of a scavenger animal for a reason. The fad also died out within a decade for a reason. It's just a really low-class, trailor park style. Sorry.

why would you move out because she cut your nasty rat tail?

What's wrong with dominatrices?

It's kind of creepy. There's really nothing else to say about it. I mean, I know that sounds mean, but men (especially fully matured adult men) with ponytails creep most people out. It's a fact.

.... or the fact that his wife has despised it since he decided to start growing that atrocity and figured out a way to get rid of it. There are very few men in the world who can get away with hair long enough to pull back into a ponytail, and none of them are white.

Hey, sorry your ponytails weird some people out. Don't shoot the messenger.

Haha that's hilarious, #20. Thumbs-up to you. Really, OP, the only reason you would have to cut off the pony tail is if it were really matted, preventing you from being able to wash it and comb it thoroughly with a head lice kit. And seriously, how did your wife obtain lice to give you on purpose...? It's mean of her though, if she DID do that, because it's not her place to tell you what hairstyle to wear, that's your choice.

her wife already had lice -_-

"Nits R us" lmao #20 wins. But I was wondering the same thing. I mean how does that work? I really want to know the rest of this story.

I'm really wondering that myself #20.

Ponytail. Who looks good with a ponytail? And obviously by "who" I specifically mean men.

I know several blokes who look good with ponytails. We are thinking about the same thing, right? Where someone has long hair all over their head and ties it all back with a hair elastic? Either you have peculiar taste in manly hairstyles ('cause really, what's wrong with a ponytail?!), or you're thinking a ponytail is where a bloke has mostly short hair, with a nasty little dangly rat tail hanging at the nape of their neck.