By markderanjer - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United Kingdom - Ealing

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
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Screwie 25

I believe and predict that she will get aids - I don't even need to be a genius to know that. Oh, and she will end up single pretty soon too.

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FlyingPie 17

What an irrational girlfriend. The world isn't ending on December 21st, it'll end on December 22nd..

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thatageguy 1

What is all this "end of the world" Talk. I thought she just used a cleaver pick up line on me. Sorry dude.

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BGSU2012 3

Maybe if you didn't call your girlfriend names like "twat" she wouldn't look for love elsewhere, jerk. YDI.

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Bekll 31

It's the other way around. She makes an excuse to sleep around and he calls her a twat.

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Chaylbs_Draco 8

88 Did you read the FML before you commented??? Take your time when commenting so you don't come off sounding like an idiot.

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BGSU2012 3

Thanks I read it perfectly fine, still have the same opinion.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Guy calling his girlfriend a twat for using the doomsday "prediction" to ***** around: UNACCEPTABLE! Girl whoring around using said doomsday excuse to get away from OP, who we know nothing about: Ok! Yep, you got your priorities straight.

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omaster3 2

She's defiantly a keeper ((:

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jtsyanks 2

slit her tires...and then her throat

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PunkySpunky78 15

Well I believe it might end then but I don't think it is right to sleep around like that or anything like that since that is one of the 7 deadly sins

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OneObstacle 3

Created an account to let you know how contradictory you sound. By believing in the 7 Sins I think it's safe to assume you're a devout Christian (correct me if I am wrong). If you are, then I have no idea why you'd believe in an end to the world "prophesied" by a civilization that has no connection to and was around an estimated 3000 years before your prophet walked the earth.

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PunkySpunky78 15

You need to read the bible It is in the bible too and other stuff It is just not Mayans saying it

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isamisis 9

She only wants to find a friend for the end of the world with benefits.

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thefuckinloser 6

when they start that its time to do one of two things try to **** her friends or better all women dont like someone or they jealous or something pick her friends or the ones she hates even her sister cousin anyone close to her try to **** as many as you can then tell her to **** off See how she likes it

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