By markderanjer - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United Kingdom - Ealing

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
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Screwie 25

I believe and predict that she will get aids - I don't even need to be a genius to know that. Oh, and she will end up single pretty soon too.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

The world isn't ending on the 21st of December, but your relationship with an empty-headed ***** can end right now!

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Futacy 29

The Mayan Calendar didn't take leap years in account, so technically, the world should've ended over a year ago. Just sayin

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TheHarvardian 25

I think the world "should have ended" give years ago according to the Mayans. Or pretty much every year according to Nostradamus. Or in May.... You know. OP, dump that *****. Everyone is entitled to their personal beliefs, even if they're stupid, but using that as an excuse to sleep around is bs.

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Accuraxy 10

Dump that bitch. In no way is that a valid excuse.

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cman90 4

We'll believe what she says about 2012 even though you know it's false, and do what she is doing!

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Czech_Zidane 14

Dump her. Such a ***** does not deserve to have a boyfriend.

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Czech_Zidane 14

And I say one thing: First: 22/12 2012 will A LOT of people be embarrassed and second: maternity wards will have A LOT of work to do in September 2013 :-)

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yusaku02 20

Kick the bitch to the curb. She sounds like an awful human being.

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Special_Psycho 8

OK, belief of the apocalypse or not that ain't a freaking excuse to sleep with other men.

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ccovey 2

Pimp her out. Make some money off her

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