Animals: Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were... - FML

By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By drreeeewwww - 25/11/2014 20:44 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

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By damn dog - 05/07/2013 05:43 - United States

Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 13:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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gabirolon 1

Monday 4 July 2011 16:11

wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!

danishbagel 3

Monday 4 July 2011 16:09

Reminds me of Old Yeller...

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EvaloutionBaby 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:10

that is terrible.

wazdog 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:32

People eat animals that go through much worse than 2 gun shots. Bunch of hypocrites.

sjaytee 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:00

I get the whole sadness of the story and all, but I don't get why it's FYL.. and can someone please tell me what OP stands for?

kizz92 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:28

this is sad

pchavez1979_fml 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:42

what a fkn a$$hole

cro5 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 14:51

that's just sad seriously

Southpaw7391 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:38

I would've gone out there and beat the guy he'd wish I'd called the cops. I'm so done with animal cruelty, it's seems more and more you hear about it. That guy will get it. Karma will catch him he'll. be on here. F. HIS LIFE

SanpakuEyes 18

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:53

When I read this one I pictured the guy gleefully dancing around while singing the William Tell overture. Dah dah dum dah dah dum duh dah *BANG*, Dah dah dum dah dah dum duh dah *BANG*.

crazychiick 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:24

D:

lgriffin86 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:37

I hope that sorry mother ****** went to jail! that's so inhumane!

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Today, my long distance girlfriend of almost two years broke up with me because I didn't like her drinking and driving. Her reasoning was, "I don't go out that often so what's the problem?" or "I'm safe when I drive drunk." Yeah? How many drunk drivers thought the same then wrapped their car around a tree? FML

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Today, on my daughter's 9th birthday, I have to let her know that her dog died in his sleep overnight. Happy birthday. FML

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