Animals: Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were...

By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By drreeeewwww - 25/11/2014 20:44 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

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By damn dog - 05/07/2013 05:43 - United States

Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 13:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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gabirolon 1

Monday 4 July 2011 16:11

wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!

danishbagel 3

Monday 4 July 2011 16:09

Reminds me of Old Yeller...

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Stevenferno 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:20

Awesome story to tell your friends.

zoeylynn57 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:32

poor puppy!!! D:

clutchking50 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:28

kick him in the jeans

doin_ur_mom 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:07

u souls report him. anyone screwed up enough to shoot a dog should be in prisonn. it is simply f...ed up

kenziedog 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:26

f*ck that guy I would have called the cops on him then shot him

maddie2015 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:32

awe poor doggy:( what a dick! killing anything and in public.....

tarrynnicole 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:02

that's disgusting what a pig he is

ninderac000 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:48

omg! tht is soo sad! tht is relle messed up. I hope you reported him

thezero_fml 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:53

cool cheap fireworks

Txwoman123 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 12:58

That is horrible! I hope you reported him!

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