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By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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Nbrandwine 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 16:04

Let's just hope you haven't said anything awkward or bad.

Ugi 26

Thursday 17 May 2012 16:05

I fear that if you were a guy you would be on a harassment charge by now!

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Lockjaw2k 5

Friday 18 May 2012 5:22

OP, this could be a good thing. I deal with the public all day long and would love to know how the women really feel about me. Kind of like an "Invention of Lying" thing. Now that you've broken the ice, let's hope it wasn't with a huge sledgehammer and you now have an open. Go for it!

shinkjy 0

Friday 18 May 2012 7:39

I bet he was fapping for all the dirty things he heard

spottyblanket 8

Friday 18 May 2012 9:22

So long as you weren't crude op. Just carry on, ahahaha. Make sure you don't say anything you don't want others hearing in that room...who knows who will be listening

TachiownsMangu 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 1:05

OP: Hey! Guy: yea? OP: wanna go out? Guy: why are you asking me through the wall? OP: it's easier than walking next door to tell you I ******* like you.

sillyyanks 24

Wednesday 19 September 2012 20:56

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