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By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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By 2pale - 01/11/2015 18:22 - United States - Humble

Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect shade of foundation that matches my ultra-pale complexion. It's called "Death Flesh." FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 08:40 - Canada

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By Tingly - 16/08/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, I realized that that tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML

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By rtrim29 - 26/12/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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By betterthanhodor - 03/06/2015 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 18:00

Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML

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By Oliveisthenewora - 05/04/2016 05:55 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I tried a DIY face mask that involved using turmeric spice. After keeping it on for 20 minutes, I tried washing it off, but I couldn't get rid of the orange residue it had left behind. Guess who's going to work tomorrow looking like an Oompa Loompa. FML

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angylnova 5

Saturday 14 August 2010 23:21

How wouldn't it be noticeable after first use?

heyhihellogoodby 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 23:25

put on lightening foundation then?.. duh.

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hunnii911 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:04

lmao..

Tequila_Hilton 3

Monday 16 August 2010 8:47

well now that u got that down, how bout u dye u hair black put in long extensions make a poof and BOOM you can be Snooki's twin(:

soysauce1208 18

Monday 16 August 2010 18:34

wow try reading the label next time

yeahiknow0 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 7:20

How does she deserve it. It was a mistake. Fyl op

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:53

She deserves it for not reading the labels properly.

kllyjspr 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:53

Try toothpaste, some of the "fake" tans will come off with tooth paste and a little scrubing

kitkat4949 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 4:26

What brand is the foundation?

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 23 May 2012 1:09

Nice job reading the label...

thagar 2

Monday 6 May 2013 18:45

Hey, at least you'll look like snookie!

pyiero 6

Monday 4 November 2013 19:16

H-how do you not notice?

sarah1998 9

Tuesday 24 February 2015 22:08

Can't you read?

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