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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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By sting - 03/06/2017 04:00

Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn't dead. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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superjewguy 19

Monday 30 June 2014 12:39

he croaked?

DocBastard 38

Monday 30 June 2014 12:58

There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now - Ribbit up.

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bagofpopkern 18

Monday 30 June 2014 14:01

I'm just kind of wondering how a frog got caught under the carpet in the first place. :p

MisterEx 28

Monday 30 June 2014 15:37

He was running away from the ribbit, took a leap of faith under the carpet. But apparently that doesn't fly at OP's household.

briang959 47

Monday 30 June 2014 15:57

People say they stepped on a frog when they fart. So did it sound like a fart when you stomped it?

CommentModerated 17

Monday 30 June 2014 16:23

Really? I've never heard that one before.

FroggerForReal 11

Monday 30 June 2014 16:26

Lol how does a frog even get into your house and under a carpet because I'd imagine that would've been a struggle since they don't seem strong. Oh well OP just pick it up and bury it.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 June 2014 17:57

I bet you are hopping mad now

loathingloser 14

Monday 30 June 2014 18:59

RIP-pit

Goblin182 26

Monday 30 June 2014 19:23

How did the people laying the carpet not see the lump?

coklara 15

Monday 30 June 2014 19:36

That's none of my business

10187ok 7

Monday 30 June 2014 19:42

I guess he was too croaked up to figure out where he was

JJ_86 22

Monday 30 June 2014 20:12

Keep trying..

HazelGrace 10

Monday 30 June 2014 21:30

You deserved that

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 30 June 2014 21:48

Poor Kermit! I bet Miss Piggy is all croaked up with grief right now. She might even kermit suicide to join her true love. On the other hand, in true miss piggy style she may get hopping mad at you OP and be out for revenge so you better watch your back since I would imagine being karate chopped by a pig would get embarrasing.