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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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By sting - 03/06/2017 04:00

Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn't dead. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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superjewguy 19

Monday 30 June 2014 12:39

he croaked?

DocBastard 38

Monday 30 June 2014 12:58

There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now - Ribbit up.

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Mauskau 35

Tuesday 1 July 2014 2:31

Is this carpet as in the flooring all over the floor which has to be laid down professionally, or carpet as in a rug?

Sweet_Visions 13

Tuesday 1 July 2014 3:33

Ewww lol

GlasgowSneer 13

Tuesday 1 July 2014 4:40

Curious as to how you cleaned it up.

samij20 6

Tuesday 1 July 2014 6:35

:( poor froggy

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 1 July 2014 15:15

Ooh that's gotta be messy....

daddysgirl8 21

Tuesday 1 July 2014 15:27

Poor thing.

echosong 16

Tuesday 1 July 2014 20:49

Thanks, I'm now paranoid of lumps in my carpet

Madissoni 14

Wednesday 2 July 2014 7:55

I thought it said dead dog

MaryKay_98 9

Wednesday 2 July 2014 12:03

Ahaha this is actually hilarious!

Sydneylolz 3

Saturday 5 July 2014 22:53

this is one of my worst fears is stepping on a frog oh my god that is disgusting

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