Work: Today, I found out that the man who came into work yesterday,...

By yeahno - 12/09/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the man who came into work yesterday, the man who tried to grope me from over the counter, the one who spat his drink in my face, the one who kicked me in the shins when he didn't like the way his food tasted, is a regular and I can expect him three times a week. FML

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By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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Restraining order time

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 16:00

Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML

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By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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First day

By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML

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By cero_kewl - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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By meh - 31/10/2016 15:43

Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML

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By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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Ithok1 3

Monday 13 September 2010 0:00

Heres a tip. Spiting in the face and Kicking is assault and groping is sexual harassment or even assault depending on how you wanna word it. Call them police and have them tazer his ass. If your boss doesn't like it tell him it creates a hostile work environment and the department of labor may have to be called.

ABbaby 10

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:43

Where do you work, and why haven't you reported him??

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Ancarnia 0

Monday 13 September 2010 15:42

So you were assaulted and sexually harassed...hmm...sounds illegal, perhaps? And you're in Texas, he might get shot. Either way, please reference the movie "waiting". Never **** with those who serve you food.

maphineRAWRS 10

Monday 13 September 2010 16:51

isn't that like against the law? that "customers are allways right" are for things like when the meal isn't cooked right or stuf like that, not when they are physically abusing you..

Meru 0

Monday 13 September 2010 18:39

I just want to know what kind of restaurant you work at...

lauren5446 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:38

seriously? you guys have the right to refuse service. you could take him to court for assault and your company could at LEAST ban him from the restaurant.

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 14 September 2010 4:40

Little bit of arsenic, three times a week... problem solved in just a month or so. Don't just complain about your problems... solve them!

lurican 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:33

next time that he show up spit on he's food

mooshibear140 4

Wednesday 15 September 2010 3:26

There's two solutions here: 1. Report him to the manager and say he psychically abused you (he could get thrown out for kicking you). Or, if that doesn't work out: 2. Spit in his food when no one (AND I MEAN NO ONE, OTHERWISE YOU'LL GET IN SHIT) is looking. :)

Link5794 18

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:07

WickedClownMCL 1

Friday 30 December 2011 3:59

See, thats the time when you just say **** this, reach across the counter, AND BEAT THE ******* SHIT OUTA HIM!!! Ive had the same thing happen to me except he didnt grope me. I pulled him across the counter at McDonadls, smashed his nose then dumped a bunch if freshly fried french fries all over him. He has lots of french frie shaped scars decorating his face. Dont ket him do that. Start looking for a new job, find one, get one, beat the piss outa him and quit.