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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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wordgirl 0

Is he the one who told you? Because if he's not, and if you're the extremely vengeful type, you should get pregnant (sperm bank or other method) and surprise him right back with the happy news.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Do what Jordan had Dr. Cox do on that one episode of Scrubs. Reverse vasectomy!

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Igor_g5 0

Seems to me that this is something that he should have told you before you got married. like as soon as the relationship started looking serious. you should have had this information before you decided to pursue a relationship with him. If having a baby is important to you, you should have known first. and then to get a lot of sex from you under the guise of trying to make a baby? What a jerk.

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cani_fml 0

On the up side you won't have a baby with a jerk who lies to you & has 0 regard for your feelings. Now that you know what kind of person he is do you even really want a kid with him? Imagine when he plays stupid mind ***** like that on his son/daughter

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surferbabe 0

Sounds like a sperm bank is gonna be your best option. Then you have a lesser chance or your kid ending up being a douche like your husband.

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bigcrazymike 6

I can't believe people are really suggesting that she should get pregnant by someone else and lie to him about it. Do you really think she should use an infant as revenge?! Dragging a child into this is not the answer, and you're all despicable for saying so! What kind of monster uses a baby like that?

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O_HALEZ_NAW 0

Exactly! I mean, "Oh, yeah. This baby isn't yours! IN YOUR FACE!!!!" Some of the people on this site are just young and immature. Or just immature.

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WaterMist 0

I'm against lying to him too. But I support her telling him outright "Get potent or I'm making babies with someone else." It's more of an ultimatum than suggesting she should actually sleep with someone else. After all the dishonesty he's shown her, what it all boils down to really is a 'give me or get out' message.

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cherlana32 0

I don't know...I don't think she'd really be using a baby for revenge. She is getting pregnant for revenge, but she's wanted a baby all along. It's not like she's going to throw it out after she pisses him off.

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troggy 0

Today, I found out that my conception happened at a doctors office, with a strangers sperm, for revenge against my mom's husband. FML.

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justmyluck1212 0

well you can reverse a vasectomy within 10 years of having one, although I doubt you'll wanna have kids with the trick now

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unruly1 1

yeah, as much as I want to jump in with the jokes, I have to point out that the two of you obviously have different desires. You want kids and he doesn't. You want the truth and he wants to get laid. You want to get pregnant and he wants to lie to you about it. at least you know and you can move on.

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plexico 3

Next time you have sex and go for the obligatory sammich, bring back just two slices of bread. He'll say, "There's nothing in here!" And you'll reply, "Just like your spooge!"

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Intoxicunt 5

I wish I could be a guy. What's the guy's obligation to bring me after sex? Chocolate? I'd rather have a ******* sammich. That's it. I'm getting a sex change.

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mileycyruslvrrrr 0

haha **** plexico, that was hilarious. i am still cracking up. haha. op, your husband is an asshole. if that happened to me, i would leave him. not because he doesn't want another kid, although some people would leave him for that, but because he led you on. don't lie back to him because then you are all caught in a circle of lies and then you both will hate each other forever. i think you should leave him, but maybe you can work something out?

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plexico 3

Toxi, A sex change is a difficult, expensive procedure. It would be cheaper and easier to find a guy who will alternate sammich-fetching duties with you. ;) I said "fetching", not "felching!" Jeez!

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tomakobriefs 11

Sandwich. SANDWICH. SAND-WICH.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Even if I wasn't easily amused I'd probably still find the "Just like your spooge!" joke funny.

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TheLetterZero 7

It's spelled sandwich. Saying "sammich" just makes you look dumb.

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CFR 0

Sammiches are better than sandwiches...all the way.

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CyclonePsycho 1

Stop being such a stick in the mud, #100. Being that uptight makes you look even dumber. :

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plexico 3

Although they appear the same, a "sandwich" is not the same as a "sammich" (although a Manwich is a meal, but I digress.) A sammich is prepared, served and consumed in the nude after sex. Sandwiches are made by people wearing clothes, maybe even hair nets, and consumed by nice people wearing clothes. Almost always, sandwiches consist only of things that belong on sandwiches. With sammiches, all bets are off.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Obligatory sammiches sound awesome. I think I'm going to prepare sammiches beforehand and surprise my bedmate with them "Close your eyes I have a surprise OH OH WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS SANDWICHES FOR TWO SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE OH MY GOOOOD"

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