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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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By Anonymoys - 22/02/2021 17:01

Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

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By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 05:58

Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 13:59

Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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Most good songs are

By Cicie - 27/01/2017 03:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML

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I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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slooby_fml 25

Thursday 29 August 2013 12:07

So he can't still be good looking?

theifunnyguy 6

Thursday 29 August 2013 12:07

how can you not know?

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nyxiny 22

Friday 30 August 2013 2:34

Who cares? I mean that in a most serious way. Does that honestly change your opinion of the band? Because you shouldn't let it.

katnissmellark_fml 15

Friday 30 August 2013 2:44

was the band one direction?

ifightdRty 5

Friday 30 August 2013 2:46

Ahhhh...AFI

goliatron 9

Friday 30 August 2013 2:56

Time to stop listening to androgynous emo scenester shit and grow up...

maemismile 22

Friday 30 August 2013 3:00

Tokio Hotel?

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 30 August 2013 3:27

Time to listen to music with balls. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYER !!!

askingandy 23

Friday 30 August 2013 3:43

My bet is for Kellin Quinn since his singing voice is feminine and often mistaken for a girl's, his name is gender neutral, and he could be mistaken for a woman in a few select pictures. Just because it's not the type of thing you listen to doesn't mean it isn't "real" music. Fake music isn't a ******* thing, grow up and stop being immature little *****.

BMTHsuperfan 18

Friday 30 August 2013 3:46

not sleeping with sirens right? >_>

Sierraisfred 8

Friday 30 August 2013 4:25

Tokyo hotel?? Lol

brittanyrose329 17

Friday 30 August 2013 4:27

I make the mistake, not only with band members, but people i meet daily.

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Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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