By Disney - 18/02/2011 22:29 - United States

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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML
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FYLDeep 25

You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can **** your wife when you get back home. No big deal.

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unmadebed 0

seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife

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Dianaherrera 0

When you go to disney world, you go for your kids not to get dome. Selfish

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fvjj 0

wow. I have been there. the bathroom is not to romantic!

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joa76 3

You're going to be there for, what, a week tops? You're married, you have kids, and the kids are presumably fairly old since you've implied it would be possible for them to have their own room...and you're complaining about going ONE WEEK (maybe) without sex? Maybe you should be glad that you get that much sex normally. A lot of couples with children do not. And if you don't, then I guess this doesn't make any difference, now does it?

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MuchDance90s 0

whut. aside from menstruation, why would a married couple go more than a few days without sex, vacation or not? there seem to be a lot of people here with a great under appreciation for sex within a marriage.

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Lisa89 3

Apparently you've never been with someone when you both have full time (over 8 hours) jobs and children. Neither have I but I can imagine sex is the last thing on those kinds of people's mind for 99% of the day, unless they have a huge sex drive

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DjeePee 24

There is a good reason why that kind of people is very stressful/frustrated... I can honestly say I would be deeply depressed if I hadn't have sex for a week.

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joa76 3

DjeePee--Never have kids, then. You can't have sex for 6 weeks after they're born, and then it's very probable that one or both of you will be too tired from taking care of the baby to feel much like bothering. I don't know what the real statistics are. I know stereotypically, according to the media, people practically stop having sex once they're married. I'm sure that's not at all true in most cases, but I've also seen tons of articles for married couples about how they have to plan having sex because it's so hard to find time when you have work and kids to deal with. I'm sure that a large percentage aren't having sex more than once a week most of the time. But I honestly don't see going a week without sex as a big deal. And look at it this way, if you go that long without it when you're used to having it more often, you REALLY want it, and when you do have it, it's REALLY good. It's probably worth it.

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Iknoweverything 29

I can't believe nobody has mentioned this... but there is a DOOR TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!! A.K.A. shower sex! Granted I think you should get over it, because maybe this is a hint from your wife that she doesn't want to have to push another human being out of her ****** due to whatever you did on your last vacation.

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angel55033 12

that's why you have so many kids in the first place this is just an intervention YDI

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LilaBear 1

oh have a sook. My family often shared a hotel room, or a caravan. It's not for that long.

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SooShee 0

People use the term 'cockblocked' far too much these days...

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cockoftherock 0

the glass is half empty if it's contents were removed, half full if it was filled to the midway point. *facepalm* but maybe I am the only one that understands simple situations we encounter in everyday life.

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