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By Jessica - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States

Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 16:25

Today, I found out that my paper about World War 2 has led my teacher to believe that I hate Jews. I wrote my paper about the technological advances made during the war, and made no mention of Jews. She and I are both Jewish. FML

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By in this day and age.... - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dallas

Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML

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By LearnGeographyUSA - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

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By DesperateMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Wasselonne

Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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By toad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

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By mohit - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML

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Casual…

By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:00

It's sad how people will believe anything.

saransh 3

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:01

You better teach you daughter some history. And to be honest you will probably need to teach her whole lot of other subjects also

Comments

ThePieGuy0817 29

Thursday 14 February 2013 7:35

I feel like the education system is starting to fail in some areas. For instance, my sister didn't even know that 9/11 happened or that we were at war. I would think that it'd be a pretty major issue, but I guess they don't find it necessary to inform.

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:31

your daughter is a special kind of stupid isn't she?

crazy_loner 25

Wednesday 27 May 2015 11:07

Wow. Such stupid. Much sympathy for the mother.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:17

The American education system fails.

Look_A_Sloth 11

Tuesday 16 February 2016 19:04

Your daughter is a dumb blond smh

JackFaire 27

Saturday 21 April 2018 4:23

Not enough context here. Houses being relocated is a thing. If they convinced her the house wasn't brand new but rather a house they moved from Germany then it makes sense to fall for it. If they claimed Jews were smuggled in the US from Germans then yeah dumb.