By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 17:45 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
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sayyestothedress 24

Well, you didn't specify what kind of safety! Jk sorry OP!

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martin8337 35

Dump her and find better friends.

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Norja 33

How could someone do that to a friend? Some people's lack of morals and decency disgusts me.

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stingray112 24

Dang OP sorry to hear that, hope everything works out ok

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FunGhoost 10

Dump them both and run fast really fast, you don't need these people in your life

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sanuxo_ 22

Screw him and your girlfriend. Hope you're doing okay :)

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sanuxo_ 22

Its whatever context he feels will make him feel better :')

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LJtorana15 5

you may want to word this a little differently for next time. Cause you make it sound like a threesome. sorry to say

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ColonelCusswords 24

break the motherfuckers jaw

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SpartanMerc 18

Breaking someone's jaw would be hard to do, especially without breaking your own hand on said jaw. But breaking his arms and/or legs is much easier on your own body...

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igiveuponmyuser 4

saves you a lot of time and money by finding out now... everything happens for a reason

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