By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 17:45 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
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sayyestothedress 24

Well, you didn't specify what kind of safety! Jk sorry OP!

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martin8337 35

Dump her and find better friends.

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WasabiMars 21

That backstabber. I hope you punch the air out of his guts when you see him.

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bishop2563 8

******* asshole. at least they used a condom... *my* girlfriend *didn't* use a condom :'(

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foxy_sunshine 8

At least he used a condom and she didn't have a growing belly convincing you it was yours. It sucks for you..... thanks for your service even if they don't appreciate it.

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Akouseur 7

"abroad" doesn't mean military, it just means you're in a different country.

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Zeone_fml 9

While you were abroad, she was being a broad... classic

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fthismess 10

Does no one see the Dawson's Creek in this??

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nitrog100 21

Get a microsyringe and stick a drop of Pure Cap (500k Scoville units) in the reservoir tip of all of his condoms. He will pray for a quick death the second it touches his urethra.

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DR9614 4

That's a true friend! He even took care of her needs!

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lilmimi425 4

To anyone. (I know some people don't know but in this case he obviously knew) Oops this was a reply to "how can anyone to that to a friend"

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