By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 17:45 - United States - Phoenix

Spicy
Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 307
You deserved it 4 822

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, you didn't specify what kind of safety! Jk sorry OP!

martin8337 35

Dump her and find better friends.

Comments

lol, ahh yes, relationships at their finest. My advice: lose the sad excuse of a friend, keep sleeping with the **** until you find a hotter one and burn this into your brain....M.O.B.

Ouch, sounds like you have a shitty girlfriend AND a shitty husband. Ditch 'em both. Time for an upgrade.

@OP U deserved it! You should have asked one of her girlfriends to look out for you. WTF did you think?, your boy's hormones wouldn't prevail. SMH

It sounds like you are saying that men have absolutely no self control.

are you trying to say that all women will cheat if guy wants in?

dude are you a psychologist? I guess not from your comment as you make.it sound like.all guys are just horny bastards that think about sex constantly. and it takes two to tango my friend. he did not deserve it and he can't help if his girlfriend is going to sleep around. he just needs to either see why she did it or find someone else

Manosapo 18

Keep your friends close because those are your true enemy's.

I think the "bright side" he was referring to was the "safe" bit.

paramor3 23

What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? .....accidents happen I suppose lol

I think you have the wrong FML. The one about the wasp was before this one... just saying

I actually like this comment for this fml. think about it for a moment. :)