Intimacy: Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex...

By ohno - 25/03/2012 13:11 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

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Same thing different taste

By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By fmylifebigtime - 25/02/2012 14:35 - United States

Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

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By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML

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By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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Timing is everything

By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

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Sunday 25 March 2012 20:44

At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Monday 26 March 2012 0:03

Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.

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iDaniel525 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:36

Tell her to give up her life. Just kidding...kind of.

n_epic_fail 14

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:42

The kind of torturous things i'd do to my brother if I were in OP's position would probably send me to hell -_-

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:57

No.

KaelaKhaotic 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:05

Wow, what a hoe. Dump her. You shouldn't have to deal with that. And I wouldn't ever forgive your brother. He's supposed to have your back.

jojimugo 20

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:11

So you found out she was a *****

groupleader 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:18

Hey, it's Sunday....you can partake in whatever you gave up for Lent today..3some anyone?

Luckyman22 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:22

I kick my brothers ass and then sleep with all her gf's as revenge.

aaahhhfire21 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:23

Wow I thought I was bad for nailin my bros ex right after they broke up

lucyinthesky420 10

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:37

Shouldn't this say "ex girlfriend"..?

Heinousness 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:45

No.

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Same thing different taste

That's that, then

Keep it in the family

Timing is everything

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