Kids: Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he...

By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By pissed off mother - 05/05/2016 17:55 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 06:00

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 12:12

Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML

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Gerrito 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 8:34

Well take his ipod and don't give him any money till the 600$ are paid off. Can parents not raise their children anymore, that's just sad.

cdawg145236 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 8:33

your lucky he hasn't found the $999.99 apps yet

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madturtle 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:01

YDI for attaching your credit card info to his account.

Oniat 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:02

And that's when you take his iPod away. Easy solution. Hell, like others have said, sell it. Make him mow lawns and silly work like that to get your money back.

kimboyett 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:16

sell the iPod, and anything else he might have that's worth anything.. like a guitar or an xbox, a tv or a car... oh and take the door to his room... and beat his ass!!!!

macs4evr 7

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:25

you know you can give him a set amount of money on the account; you don't have to give him your credit card and bank account number. some people don't know how to use technology.